sirens raging

i tend to have a lot of things go on in my life that really have no explanations.

i tend to have never gotten pulled over since i started driving in 2005 until i got my new car.

my baby milan she's a lancer.

I have been pulled over once going 45 in a 35

in the most cop infested area on my side of town. Let go of the gas to roll down the hill and here comes this copper ready to give a $$$$$$210 dollar ticket.

I randomly decided to take a trip with my ex to el paso with our son

&&&&&& when it's my turn to drive i start going the speed limit, he says he can't tell he thinks i'm going slow so i speed up and say how does this feel i'm going 95 laugh it off then begin to slow down to the speed limit, i'm not even in my car: i'm pulled over by a state trooper for going 90 in an 80. ticket $$$$$$$175 :

then on my way home from Dallas not even 2 hours ago,

I am driving down the same street I have driven down for the same lame ass 18 years of my life living in this town, and i go to switch lanes

WITH MY BLINKER ON

trust that is one of my pet peeves, so my blinker was on believe it!!!!!,

a lady in a maroon suburban pays no mind to me at all and pulls right out in front of me as she is leaving from h-e-b

so i have to switch back over into the lane I was before which now there is a cop in....

( and that shit doesn't matter to me i'm not going to slow down 5- 10 miles under the speed limit because of a cop, ))))

my ex leans over and honks the horn at the lady,

thus drawing attention to me and the malibu,

I on the otherhand thought that was stupid,

so eventually half way down the road,

half way to my house

I feel like switching lanes again to avoid the heavy traffic load in the left lane

WITH MY BLINKER ON

i do so,

and the cop switches on his lights, gets behind me and his constable ass pulls me over.

My Father is military so no matter what I know when respect is needed and I show respect no matter what, it hasn't got me far I tell you that, people think I'm full of shit anyway,

maybe it's my face not sure but whatever.

So he preceeds to ask me "where are you going in a such a hurry."

I told him "sir, I'm not in a hurry I am going home and I know the traffic in the left hand lane get's heavy".

He said "I saw you switch lanes twice now with no blinker."

I was some what offended at this statement so I said,

"O no sir, I had my blinker on and only switched lanes once, i would have switched lanes if the lady in the maroon suburban didn't pull out in front of me"

He said "no mam that was a maroon pick up,"

and I said "well sir I did only switch lanes once and yes my blinker was on, i am sorry sir. but i did have my blinker on no doubt about it"

He asked for insurance... the whole nine and i'm thinking i'm getting ANOTHER TICKET

((((( in two months i would have gotten three tickets)

by the kindness of his heart and probably his urge to believe that I was actually telling the truth " he says mrs. please calm down on the drivng don't be so reckless next time around and you guys have a good day"

maybe my hope to believe all cops aren't assholes with the intent to think they know it all would see that I wasn't lying and being rude, just up front..shit i knew i was speeding those first two but not this, so he let me go on my marry way ... the moral of this story is

i know what i'm talking about